In my Spanish class today, this girl was like NEXT CLASS IS MY LAST CLASS IN UNIVERSITY EVERRRRR ZOMG. Then my prof was all IT’S ALSO STEPHANIE’S LAST CLASS FOR HER GRAD PROGRAM (because we are BFFs and she has my life memorized or something). So for some reason this undergrad chiquitita thinks we’re #1 bros, and wound up to give me an epic high five. Except she way overshot and slapped me in the face.
So symbolic, it hurts. Slapped in the face by life and also overexuberant undergrads.